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Joe Walker (Prank Expert)

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Harry Potter locations

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“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

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Check out my mix on @8tracks: gossip girl s. 1 by quueeenb.

Check out my mix on @8tracks: gossip girl s. 1 by quueeenb.


going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

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Writers end up writing about their obsessions. Things that haunt them; things they can’t forget; stories they carry in their bodies waiting to be released. —Natalie Goldberg  (via sumiremiu)

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why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

jesus god almighty


I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

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i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so