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remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

Joe Walker (Prank Expert)

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Harry Potter locations

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“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

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Check out my mix on @8tracks: gossip girl s. 1 by quueeenb.

Check out my mix on @8tracks: gossip girl s. 1 by quueeenb.


going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

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Writers end up writing about their obsessions. Things that haunt them; things they can’t forget; stories they carry in their bodies waiting to be released. —Natalie Goldberg  (via sumiremiu)

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why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

jesus god almighty


I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

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